Kardeathian – Kardeathian
Worst Bassist Records – 2026
Stoner, Instrumental
Rated: ****
We’ve been lucky enough to have seen them live. Opening up for Psychlona in the Merleyn in Nijmegen. And yes, we’ve been lucky enough to have traded a beer or two with the guitar player. And for the past weeks we’ve been lucky enough to have been swallowed whole by their debut four track, self-titled release: Kardeathian. Indeed, it’s the instrumental stoner force from Dortmund going by the name Kardeathian and their first calling card…
Forged deep in the German underground and tempered on stage alongside quite a few other great names besides Psychlona. They deliver their debut with style and grace. It’s a journey into the darker, heavier corner of stoner doom, post metal and something very massively hypnotic. And with no vocals to guide, that is quite a feat. Colossal riffs, rumbling low end and drums that propel the music ever forward like a war machine on a rampage through a barren landscape…
But here comes the hypnotic part, for beneath all that weight, there is still space to breathe. Riffs tend to open up, rhythms seem to settle into a trance and the tension grips or lets loose, like the ebb and flow of a distant storm gathering its strength. We already mentioned their first single Six earlier, and it still serves as the perfect introduction. Those three minutes of stomping, riff driven momentum, that briefly lets the light back in before accelerating towards the horizon, with nothing but a trail of dust and distortion behind it.
They revel in the pounce, in the stomp, but still… Across the album, Kardeathian favors immersion over excess, building their sound through repetition and a dense presence. Nothing here is ornamental. Riffs serve a bigger purpose, riffs serve the greater pulse, dragging the listener ever deeper into the Kardeathian current. Heavy music, laid bare, stripped of distraction, hypnotic and loud. Kardeathian wants you to surrender to the beautiful weight of the riff and surf its groove. It’s all they want. Even though they won’t tell. Cause Kardeathian is instrumental. Cause Kardeathian knows, sometimes, words will only get in the way…
(Written by JK)
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