One Dimensional Creatures – Tolerance Paradox

 

One Dimensional Creatures – Tolerance Paradox
Self-released – 2025
Rock, Punk, Grunge
Rated: ****

It arrived by snail mail, this wonderful package straight out of Manchester and as the Tolerance Paradox vinyl started its first spin, I imagined stepping off a curb in that wild city and straight into oncoming traffic. A roar of engines, sirens and grinding gears of a city that hasn’t slept since the factories first coughed coal into the sky, eventually producing a fierce and tightly wound collision of alt-punk urgency, post-punk tension, and grungy distortion. This is One Dimensional Creatures and they are here to rip open the rusted ribcage of capitalism and scream directly into its exposed circuitry. Funny at moments, smart and brainy at others, but always loud, a bit smelly and with the sound of punk philosophy getting mugged in an alley by grunge’s addiction to seemingly slacker attitudes… 
 

Opener Media Mass bulldozes its way through your frontal lobe, guitars whine and screech like malfunctioning machinery and with vocals that slice through the grime with the urgency of a man reporting on the death of a salesman. But before you can come to grips with the tones and the punk adagio, Favourite Saprophyte and the deliriously titled So Long, It’s a Shame About the Fish are already dragging you kicking and screaming through backstreets lit by slow flickering arc lamps, where every riff feels like a factory press stamping out protest slogans… 

A Grudge Against The Few comes slithering up out of the drains, hitting you with five minutes of slow dripping paranoia, gothic punk, new wave and a groove that feels like you are lying underneath a pipe that’s leaking chemicals from an abandoned industrial site. Slowly unspooling itself into a rant that seems aimed at the oligarchic puppet masters. It almost feels like the albums stops being music and starts becoming a call for an uprising… 

And with the precision of brick through window politics, Old Tommy, Not Me and Peter Pan hit you in short bursts. Quick, sharp and disruptive like timed explosions planted before the needle even hit the vinyl. After which the albums starts to swing from melody to mayhem, like a factory whistle blowing during a riot. And then The Dark, March in Line, and Bathed in Blood seem more to sound like anthems for all the workers that finally snapped and decided to occupy the factory… 

My Noose pretends to soften and soften it does by way of master volume, but just as you think you are going to meet up with a friendly foreman, it reverts to full speed revolt. And the directory knows it’s done as Your Chair Is Not a Throne ends everything with all the subtlety of a collapsing smokestack. And you’ve got to love the venom in the lyrics, which are no longer sung, but spit in this beautiful, accented rabble talk. In the end you stand among the ruins, and realize that Tolerance Paradox was the initial spark, the first Molotov cocktail lobbed into the machinery of capitalism. It’s a distorted working man’s manifesto soaked in sweat, noise and fury. Righteous and honest, One Dimensional Creatures seem to want to unionize our headbanging souls! Get ready for action! 

(Written by JK)

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